I like alcoholic beverages on special occasions… and it just so happens that I think life is super special. All the time.

Grace Helbig

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idksarawho:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

i love this
literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore
emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats
Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

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How rape trials should go?
  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. Kiera Cass (via c-ultures)

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