on the way home after concerts with your friend like
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment